5:33 PM

Working Hard

Working hard sucks. All this waking up and doing things...not for me. Someday I fully intend to be one of those obese people who live in bed. Everyone takes care of them and does tv shows about them. That sounds way easier than doing things for myself. I need to go buy some cake and get crackin on this latest of my genius schemes.
6:51 PM

Things That Are Hard

I don't want to cheapen my real blog with all my whining. So I'm gonna put it here.

1. Winter
2. Student Teaching
3. Menstruation
4. Sore Throats
5. Ugly



These are the sorts of things I will complain about on this blog. Feel free to complain along with me. It's delightfully relieving.