| 8:36 PM |
Fat People |
Fat people should not be allowed out. I don't mean chubby people, I mean full on fat people. They take up too much space and are always clogging the walkways and rubbing up on me in tight spaces. Plus if they weren't allowed out to go to the grocery store they would eventually shrink enough to be classified as only chubby and would then be allowed out again. How long do you think a 300 pound person could live on just water and their fat?
It is just so so so nasty to see someone waddling around in their jersey pants and have to stand next to them and hear them huff and puff to reach the Cheetos or order their 5 big macs (not that I would ever really eat at McDonalds, that is just an image I picture about fat people.)
Also at the airport they are practically a death sentence if you are trapped in the same side of the airport as the terrorist bombers and they are clogging the line so you can't get through. Or if you are on the same plane as them and that plane goes down there is no way you are getting past them in the aisle.
Fatties are a nuisance to society and furthermore society is not designed to accommodate them. How do fatties even fit through a regular door? Not to mention the extra strain they put on the medical system. I bet doctors would have a ton more time to spend on regular people if fat people were not in there all the time with their weight related problems. Humorous/disgusting story about that here.
In conclusion fat people should have to lose weight or stay home. For my sake if not for their own. They are nasty.
P.S. I hope all you party-poopers out there realize that I am only writing this as a response to a particularly nasty bout of fat-person-rubbing-up-on-me and not because I really hope all fat people would be confined to their houses. So if you were considering thinking rude thoughts about me you can just not. Besides, don't pretend you don't think fat people are gross too.
