Complaining Blog

The following was a comment from Annie that I felt was appropriate to post:

I have something to add to the complaining blog. I hate the word fabulous!! I especially hate when people use it for everything they eat, buy, see etc. AND, I also hate VINTAGE and all the people here who think they are so cool and being different because they "shop vintage". BARF, BARF, BARF!!!

Agreed. Fabulous is a total gay-persons word and can only be used in situations where using gay- people words is appropriate. Like at a Gay Pride Parade, or after watching a musical. Any other time is kind of just weird.


And vintage? Seriously? Since when was buying gross, old, ugly clothes ok? Since never. That's when. Furthermore, I hate when people dress weird and then say it is because they need to express themselves. If they need to "express themselves" so badly that they dress like freaks then they should consider expressing themselves to a therapist and just dressing regular. Vintage is just the desperate-to-seem-cool-persons way to say that they shop at D.I.

My closet is too small. Or I have too many clothes, but considering that I have never actually heard of people having too many clothes I don't think that can be a real problem. The problem is that I have a tiny stupid closet. I have already taken out all the clothes I am too fat for (there were many) and all the really really ugly stuff. Now I'm left with a closet that is still so full that I can't get out my cute, fitting properly clothes. I am going to punch this closet designer in the face. Who designs a closet that holds like 8 things? I can't wait to move. I am going to get a house with a 10 mile closet.

Why does everyone always say that marriage is so hard? Or that their first year of marriage was hard? Do they mean achieving actual married status was hard? Or to stay married once you are married is hard? Cuz all you have to do is not get divorced. Seems like more trouble to get unmarried than to stay married.


I just don't get it. Marriage isn't hard, marriage is awesome! Possibly because I have a perfect husband and the only thing that is hard with him is not being together every second, but I just don't understand when people say that marriage is hard. I've been doing this for nearly three years now, and I don't feel like it's really been hard at all. Am I doing it wrong or are they?


Probably when people say those things they are just being dramatic and want people to think that they have those fancy kind of tv fights where they thrown things and then have passionate make-up sex. Maybe they do have those kind of fights, but I don't know that dramatic fights would make your marriage very difficult or more glamorous. FYI- our marriage fighting style is generally bickering like my grandparents.


In conclusion- marriage is not hard. It is really easy like having a roommate that is your total bestie and you never get sick of each other and he/she never borrows your clothes without asking (or at all) and pays more than their fair share of utilities and groceries and- bonus- you get to doink. So what is everyone's beef?


*Afterthought: Maybe I am the annoying one in the relationship and my hub really would say that marriage is hard... No, wait. Me- annoying? Not possible. Nevermind. Marriage is still easy and fun.

What is the deal with the weather always sucking on the days that I want to go to seven peaks? It is like the world is conspiring against me making my first bikini appearance of the summer.