| 8:09 AM |
Moving |
I wish that everyone would shut their yappers about us moving to California. You know, it's not like Utah is the only good place to live. There are other places that are nice, and despite the fact that they are not in Utah they are not imbibed with the spirit of the devil. There are nice places all over, and nice people all over, not just in "The Holy State".
I would like to take a moment to point out how many people there are that do not live in Utah, and how many of those people are not Satan's minions, swingers, drug dealers, or worst of all LIBERALS (heaven forbid). Furthermore, those people could move to Utah at only moment, and the seemingly impenetrable force of righteousness would be broken forever, threatening all the good folks here with temptations such as diversity, and different opinions. I can't imagine the terror that would cause.
I am excited to move! I am excited to meet new people and do new things! Especially now that Emily has gone an entire summer living in Detriotte without getting mugged or someone forcing her to look at porn. Quite the opposite in fact. I'm pretty sure it's been nice for them. So all those people (this means you residents of Nephi!) who have a beef with people moving out of Utah can suck it.
I would like to take a moment to point out how many people there are that do not live in Utah, and how many of those people are not Satan's minions, swingers, drug dealers, or worst of all LIBERALS (heaven forbid). Furthermore, those people could move to Utah at only moment, and the seemingly impenetrable force of righteousness would be broken forever, threatening all the good folks here with temptations such as diversity, and different opinions. I can't imagine the terror that would cause.
I am excited to move! I am excited to meet new people and do new things! Especially now that Emily has gone an entire summer living in Detriotte without getting mugged or someone forcing her to look at porn. Quite the opposite in fact. I'm pretty sure it's been nice for them. So all those people (this means you residents of Nephi!) who have a beef with people moving out of Utah can suck it.
2 comments:
HA HA! This one made me laugh so hard! I love California, and I am totally jealous!
Not to mention, Utah is NOT PRETTY. I don't care how many times people say it is. It isn't. I am so sick of people describing the dry, sage-brush covered mountains as beautiful. They are gross. Also gross: the stick figure families on the back of the family suburban and the tankini outfit all the moms wear at seven peaks.
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