Complaining Blog

Growing up my dad was a big-wig at the local hospital, so every time I went there I was treated like the boss's daughter (candy, toys, and a general effort to please me). Now I am just a regular patient and everyone is so rude! Where are the toys?! Why are they making me wait so long? Why are none of the nurses offering to take me to see the new babies?! When, for heaven's sake, will I be offered a some candy?!!

I have been tricked into thinking that hospitals were some fun land where everyone likes you. Turns out they are a not fun land where everyone puts needles and speculums in you. Lame.