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The following things are really frosting my cake these days:
1. Old people. How do they not understand that we normal age people can't always facilitate their oldiness? We have lives to live, after all.
2. Leggings as pants. Still.
3. Gas prices, obviously.
4. Honkers. You can't just honk at people at random. Honking should be for emergencies and saying hello only. If you are pissed off about how someone is driving just yell at them from the safe distance of inside your car like the rest of us do.
5. Inappropriate indoor temperatures. It should be 76*. That is it.
6. Over-facebooking. Um, we don't need to know that your baby finally had a bowel movement after 3 days of constipation! There are just some things you don't facebook!
7. People who don't like their kids. Don't they know that you get to choose whether or not, and when to have them? If you are just going to hate them and only ever talk about how miserable they make you, don't have any! It's real easy and you'll get a lot more sleep!
8. The resurgence of wide leg jeans. I look so gross in them. And all pants.
9. I can't seem to find a lady product that is between and liner and pad. Just a nice middle ground. Why does that not exist? Or does it and I just can't find it? (This is totally in the non-facebookable category. Blogs are different probably.)
10. Fast walkers. I hate when people are always zipping around all speedy, as though the things they have to do are soooo important that if they don't walk at top speed the world will cease to function. No one is thinking "Oh, look how speedy that person moves about! They must be very busy and important to need to walk so quickly! I can tell that they are an intelligent and productive member of the community because of the bustling style in which they are shopping for thier groceries!" Duh.
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1. Old people. How do they not understand that we normal age people can't always facilitate their oldiness? We have lives to live, after all.
2. Leggings as pants. Still.
3. Gas prices, obviously.
4. Honkers. You can't just honk at people at random. Honking should be for emergencies and saying hello only. If you are pissed off about how someone is driving just yell at them from the safe distance of inside your car like the rest of us do.
5. Inappropriate indoor temperatures. It should be 76*. That is it.
6. Over-facebooking. Um, we don't need to know that your baby finally had a bowel movement after 3 days of constipation! There are just some things you don't facebook!
7. People who don't like their kids. Don't they know that you get to choose whether or not, and when to have them? If you are just going to hate them and only ever talk about how miserable they make you, don't have any! It's real easy and you'll get a lot more sleep!
8. The resurgence of wide leg jeans. I look so gross in them. And all pants.
9. I can't seem to find a lady product that is between and liner and pad. Just a nice middle ground. Why does that not exist? Or does it and I just can't find it? (This is totally in the non-facebookable category. Blogs are different probably.)
10. Fast walkers. I hate when people are always zipping around all speedy, as though the things they have to do are soooo important that if they don't walk at top speed the world will cease to function. No one is thinking "Oh, look how speedy that person moves about! They must be very busy and important to need to walk so quickly! I can tell that they are an intelligent and productive member of the community because of the bustling style in which they are shopping for thier groceries!" Duh.
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2 comments:
Fast walkers is my favorite one. HAHAHAHAHA! Also you can combine the facebookers with the ones who hate their kids, and they facebook about hating their kids. Stop having kids for reals.
Seriously, why are leggings as pants still okay? Jeggings- okay. Tights/leggings- not okay. Although I am grateful that wide leg jeans are coming back. Just because I saved all of mine and now I can be all "wow, it's good I saved these" and be able to continue my hoarding. Also I hate it when people honk. Especially when they are picking someone up. Can't you just call them to say you're there? Or have manners and go in and get them?
per #9- have you tried Kotex? they make good in-betweeny stuff.
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