1:21 PM

Big Hands

When people have abnormally big hands it always totally grosses me out. Or big feet. Both equally disgusting. I think I would have embraced the Chinese tradition of feet binding if I would have lived during that time. And been Chinese.

3 comments:

Annie said... @ May 19, 2011 at 4:29 PM

A complaint.
If you are a fence man it is inappropriate to do the following:
-Ask to use the restroom inside someone's home.
-Take the stinkiest dump humanly possible
-Leave poop stains in my toilet

Sick. My bathroom had to be on quarantine until I scrubbed it with bleach 100 times.

A Real Winner said... @ May 19, 2011 at 10:36 PM

How long is a China man?

Also, you do have Chinese-ish hands and feet because they are so small.

Melodie Anne said... @ May 20, 2011 at 10:32 AM

Dear Annie,

That is the grossest thing I've ever heard. For reals- so disgusting.

Love,

Melodie Anne

Also I agree about this post, but especially about hands. People's hands freak me out a lot. Especially hot dog fingers.