Complaining Blog

I would just like everyone to refer back to THIS prior complaining blog post written by Emily as an explanation for why my hair currently looks that way it does. I can't go get it done. I don't have a good hair-do girl. Choices: Have scraggle ends and 4 inches of re-growth or have Nancy Hicks Gribble hair. It appears I've made my choice. I'll call this hairstyle "homeless-lady chic".

Voila: a French term. Translated literally it means "see there" or "look there". Often it is used in English to suggest an appearance as if by magic.

It is not wa-la, walaa, wa law, or any other retarded person variation of the actual word "voila". What kind of friggin moron do you have to be to seriously think that wa-la is the correct way to write that word? Or any word?

It's true, sometimes the transgressor is ourselves. I feel like I have had a profusion of embarrassing experiences lately. Nothing huge, just those situations that afterwards you do a mental 'DOH!' Sometimes I'll say something that, immediately after I say it, I'll wish I could retract whatever awkward thing it was I said. Or I'll do something with the best of intentions and it totally turns out horrible. Usually these experiences are a little more spread out but there seems to be quite a concentration of them lately. I may need to be a hermit for a little while so that everyone can forget my social mishaps.

I suppose it's rather educationally elitist of me, but I pretty much hate when people run preschools out of their house.

Um, what training or background do these people have that qualifies them to run a preschool? What resources do they have at their house that makes it an appropriate place to hold a preschool? And most importantly, do they really think that the children attending the preschool they run out of thier basement that consists of other kids playing with their own kids toys and sometimes coloring a paper with a letter on it is going to be the best education those children can recieve? Ugh! People are idiots!!!

This is the thought process I imagine is behind this phenomenon: "Hey, I've have a 4 year old. Isn't there some way I can make money off of that?"

Just because you squashed a couple kids out of your vag doesn't mean you are qualified to run a school. I guess some parents are ok with paying for their kids to play with another kids toys. Whatever. I just happen to think that children can actually learn stuff at that age, rather than making fugly hand turkeys in someone's basement at $200 a month.

Is it so wrong of me that I prefer not to socialize with proponents of doing the "Mormon Pioneer Trek"? Because I think anyone who thinks that is a good/fun/spiritual idea must be a friggin idiot. It's ok if I just ignore those weirdos, right?