Complaining Blog

Remember back when the office was totally funny? Those were the good old days. Now it sucks. It fully and completely sucks. I didn't make it more than 3 minutes in to the most recent episode but I believe it was a CLIP SHOW. Seriously? That should not even be legal.

First of all Pam and Jim should never have gotten together. It ruined everything. The sexual tension between then made the show exciting. Secondably if the only things they can come up with are clip shows flaunting the former humor of the show and Michael getting himself into painfully awkward situation that always just end up sad (Scotts Tots not getting their scholarships? Sad.) then I am finished. I am no longer a fan of the office and I hope it gets cancelled and they make double 30 Rock to compensate.

Some of the crap people are naming their kids these days seriously makes me want to throw up. I saw someone who had named their little boy JUMPER. As a name! How do they expect him to be a respectable adult with a name like that?! I can actually imagine (though I disagree) that they thought it would be cute for their little baby boy. Apparently that is all they ever expect him to be because you can not be a grown up with a name like Jumper. That is disgusting.

Also I hate Mc_____ (fill in the blank with anything). McTaisly, Mcinsly, McAinsley, McBrinley, Mcailla, Mclinley. Those names are vomiticious.

Furthermore, I loath creative name spelling. It is a display of parental ignorance that lasts, quite literally, the child's entire life. It's not cool to spell words incorrectly- names are no exception.

Now I have no beef with people naming their kids unique names as long as they are actual names and not strings of randomly chosen letters, words they like with a letter changed, weird combinations of several names or words, or just plain other words that are not names- just words. I understand that people with kids might not want their kid to be the 6th Jack in his elementary school class but that is no excuse to name him Jumper, or Brax (part Brother part Ajax??), or Brigdon, or Baden, or Torpel or whatever else weird stupid name.

Finally, girls should be named girl names. No more girls named Jordan, Riley, Ryan, etc. Girls have enough names to choose from without poaching from the more limited boys selection.

Sorry if you named your kid something weird and are now suffering the consequences of my wrath and disapproval and are consequently offended. Kind of serves you right for choosing poorly.