Complaining Blog

It has come to my attention that some people are not aware of who exactly posts on compaining blog. There are two of us. Emily and Melodie. Perhaps we should start to sign our posts or something so that when Emily writes "My kids diaper smells like that soup from PF Changs! Boo!", then people won't be all confused because they didn't think I had any kids. I don't. That is all.

Love, Melodie

I'm annoyed of all the weird anti-snoring crap out there. Since when was a good hard elbow jab to the ribs not effective enough? Everyone is such babies.

We are currently searching for a house and I have been completely appalled at some of the houses we have gone through. So, since people obviously don't know these things on their own, here are some things that will ensure your house will never sell:

- Wood paneled rooms
- Horrible home paint jobs (just because you advertise it as "new paint" does not necessarily make it "good paint")
- Leaving your old crappy furniture in the house for "staging"
- DISNEYLAND! inspired bathrooms (I had to say it DISNEYLAND! and not like Disneyland because it was truly that obnoxious)
- Dirty bathtubs
- Giant man-eating cats guarding the front door
- Funky smells. Including mildew, mold, curry, smoke, animal, and general stank.

I could go on forever. But what it mostly comes down to is 1st: do you really think people will want to buy this place? and 2nd: how have you been living in this house when it is this disgusting?

We have recently become friends with some people who are kind of bad parents. I mean- they love thier little boy and everything, but they are just so dumb! Here is a list of stupid things we have seen them do:

1. Feed the boy fritos and 2 popsicles for dinner, then wonder why he is so wired.
2. Brush the boy's teeth by pinning him to the floor with one leg and one arm and cramming the toothbrush into his mouth with the other arm.
3. Lament to a crowd about the boy's disdain for fruit while the boy yoinks grapes off of some one's plate.

These people are super nice and I'm sure their kid will turn out great. It's just funny to watch.