7:42 PM

i believe that children are our future

I always assume that people who still put bumpers in their kids cribs are either a) retarded b) have been living in a bubble for the past 15 years or c) care more about how their kids room looks then about their actual kid. Doesn't everyone know that you don't put bumpers in cribs anymore? It gives kids SIDS! Public service announcement for those who haven't heard yet: tight fitting sheet! back to sleep! no crib bumpers! and no matter how cute and cozy you might think it will be don't sleep with your kid in your bed!!! If you don't follow the baby rules you will make me assume you are a bad parent. And you don't want that do you? Do you??? Okay then.
7:59 PM

Am I Right Ladies?

It is a sad, sad day when you walk down the feminine products aisle, see the bulk pack of um... things,  and say to yourself "Do they make some sort of double bulk pack? This just doesn't seem like enough". Sigh.