2:48 PM

Phancy Wurdz

I loathe when businesses change letters in words to make the name of the business "cuter". Like Beach Bumz. Why not just use an 's' like regular? Also I hate when people do that with names like instead of Wendy they have to turn it into Whyndi. Lame!
8:09 AM

Moving

I wish that everyone would shut their yappers about us moving to California. You know, it's not like Utah is the only good place to live. There are other places that are nice, and despite the fact that they are not in Utah they are not imbibed with the spirit of the devil. There are nice places all over, and nice people all over, not just in "The Holy State".

I would like to take a moment to point out how many people there are that do not live in Utah, and how many of those people are not Satan's minions, swingers, drug dealers, or worst of all LIBERALS (heaven forbid). Furthermore, those people could move to Utah at only moment, and the seemingly impenetrable force of righteousness would be broken forever, threatening all the good folks here with temptations such as diversity, and different opinions. I can't imagine the terror that would cause.

I am excited to move! I am excited to meet new people and do new things! Especially now that Emily has gone an entire summer living in Detriotte without getting mugged or someone forcing her to look at porn. Quite the opposite in fact. I'm pretty sure it's been nice for them. So all those people (this means you residents of Nephi!) who have a beef with people moving out of Utah can suck it.