4:20 PM

Elevator Etiquette

The rules for the elevator are: 1st, people get OFF the elevator. 2nd, people get ON the elevator. You can't just hop in there whenever you want and block the door for everyone who wants to exit!

It isn't like I live in primitive Africa where they have never used an elevator before! People should know how this works! I swear it is like they think they won't be able to get on unless they barge right through the hole as soon as the doors open.

Next time I'm going to fart in there. Then we'll see how they feel about their over-eager elevator entering.

2 comments:

A Real Winner said... @ February 23, 2011 at 9:33 PM

Farting is usually effective when trying to get people to leave you alone in enclosed spaces.

Josh and Megan said... @ March 6, 2011 at 9:32 AM

BWAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAH!!!
awesome!!!